lie to me

[Miles]

Must be a shrew, being in shrewsbury after all. :p

And Chase is my talking alcoholic dog.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Keeps Goats in his Roommate';s bed.

[Chase]

Started a Civil War in Skyrim by banning Talos worship. Damn elves.

[Miles]

I thought that was just the high elves that did that while the wood elves were just kinda chilling in their giant migratory trees?

Lives in a giant migratory tree.

[Chase]

I thought that was just the high elves that did that while the wood elves were just kinda chilling in their giant migratory trees?

Lives in a giant migratory tree.

No Miles, I'm a Breton. I am a very powerful mage. Archmage of the Arcane University in fact. (I also might have a few... connections ... if you know what I mean. Though for the love of Sithis you'll have to go through my subordinates to get that service). I am happily married to a Nord named Onmund, also from the Arcane University. I almost lost him when those savage Stormclokes laid seige the city we were living in.

^ Is working with the Stormcloaks

[Rainbowmum]

Is really an elven king.

[monk]

Plays the didgeridoo in the shower.

[Lalo]

Plays the didgeridoo in the shower.

I don't know why that sounds dirty...but it does!


^^ Occasionally invades random pubs all over England with 2 friends and breaks into a strange little "monk dance". ^^

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Uses his trebuchet To chunk pumpkins at his neighbors - three blocks away:

[monk]

Doesn't know what "trebuchet" means.