lie to me

[Lalo]

^^ Is secretly an infamous techno-terrorist working to bring down computer systems by introducing viruses on various blog sites.

[partisan]

Is really a poodle

[Chase]

Was a schoolyard bully

[Lalo]

^^Is not very bright. ^^

[Miles]

Tackles people in the street screaming "I'm a vampire!"

This is a lie because "vampire" is actually not what he screams when he does it.

[elad12]

Always writes down Pee Wee Hermans name on the Presidential Ballot

[Beau]

Once visited the Amazon with his pajamas on.

[Lalo]

^^ Likes to dress likes to dress up before going shopping at Wal-Mart.

[Chase]

^^^ Failed the Turing Test.

[Rainbowmum]

Stole Einsteins brain and is giving it a mechanical body.