lie to me

[Lalo]

^^Every year, around her birthday, gets a motel room, drinks a fifth and hires a strip-o-cop to do a private show!

[monk]

Is that strip-o-cop.

[pauluk]

He did it for me to last year. Planning on getting married.

[Rainbowmum]

Dances ballet in the nude.

[Chase]

Is a billionaire and when her husband is away throws elaborate parties for her girl friends with young men in speedos as waiters.

[monk]

Does the same but without the speedos.

[partisan]

has an entourage of nuns

[Rainbowmum]

Secretly is a nun.

[partisan]

Knocked out Skippy

[Miles]

Runs around reeking havoc in bars dressed as a nun.

Oh wait, this is the lie thread...

Edit. You're getting a good ninja streak going here, partisan :p

Never ninjas people!