lie to me

[Mirage]

^ Took a wrong turn at Albuquerque

[partisan]

Holding a broom.

[Rainbowmum]

Always plucks a new feather from an owl.

[monk]

Takes her meerkat bungee-jumping every Saturday.

[Mirage]

Spends his weekends teaching penguins how to play mahjong

[partisan]

Can barely string a sentence together and just blurts out word when he needs to

[Rainbowmum]

Is married to the pope.

[Chase]

Enjoys trolling YouTube comment sections.

[Rainbowmum]

Hates this site.

[Mirage]

Once had tea with a talking ferret named Maurice