lie to me

[monk]

Lives on cabbage soup.

[partisan]

Throws custard pies at seagulls

[Rainbowmum]

Is a part of the Borg .

[partisan]

Is an mad scientist.

[Mirage]

Once reduced a man to tears for taking his candy bar

[partisan]

Cried when i took his candy :p

[TimeSage]

Can talk to cheese.

[Rainbowmum]

Is the real shooter of Mr. Burns.

[Mirage]

Was the spokesperson for a failed line of ballerina slippers designed for poodles

[partisan]

Has a beard made of fire and sells jerky.