lie to me

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Runs a well known Australian Brothel.

[MaxRa]

Barks at the Moon

[Miles]

Moons bark.

[partisan]

Got kicked in the nuts by an ostrich.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Isn't ready for the Zombie Apocalypse.

[Bookworm]

Was seen chopping down virgin Redwood forest in central California to make way for a concrete car park covering several acres.

[MaxRa]

Ate a book that I've written

[partisan]

Is in fact jazzy jeff, the other half of will smith.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Has a stockpile of machetes for the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse.

[Miles]

Engages in lots of "necro" type things ending with "mancy" or "phagia" or "philia" etc etc