Trims trees for a living....
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Has a wooden leg named Smith.
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Has splinters in his mouth....
As an aside, no its not my leg that is wooden, its my dick..... Which now makes what I said above a bit more interesting.....
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Has a white beard, red suit and goes slaying every Christmas.
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Just constructed a sentence where the last part wasn't true.
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Has to buy a shirt everyday because when I flex my shirt Sleves rip :p
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