lie to me

[MisterTinkles]

And thats why you are marrying me!!!

[partis]

has a wooden leg called george

[MisterTinkles]

Actually it's called "Hugh", and its plastic




Is actually a 98 year old woman

[Miles]

married a 98-year-old woman who was heir to a massive fortune

[MisterTinkles]

Now all her relatives are harassing you for money....


Takes the Omnipotent Mister Tinkles' name in vain.....
(shaaaame!)

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Knows 202 uses for a dead cat.

[MisterTinkles]

Knows 1001 uses for dead Elves

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Drank all my rum last night.

[MisterTinkles]

Then puked it all back up, poured it back in the bottles and put them back on the shelf.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Drives a Lincoln Towncar for some rich person.