lie to me

[MisterTinkles]

I dont have asthma or sex



Wears vibrating butt-plugs to work everyday, and smiles all the time, so people think he's creepy

[Bowyn Aerrow]

I don't have a job where I'm around people so you must be talking about yourself again.

[NayNay]

^is secretly a 12 year old girl

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Really named Yay Yay.

[MisterTinkles]

Longs to be a REAL boy one day!!!!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Pulls my strings.....

[trialbyerror]

Does not have verrry sexy legs...

Top 'o the mornin to you lad...

Duckkie

[MisterTinkles]

Hates ducks

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Has a pet squirrel or two - he thinks they are cats - if only he would get new glasses would he understand the error of his ways.

[trialbyerror]

Has a pet squirrel or two - he thinks they are cats - if only he would get new glasses would he understand the error of his ways.

Yip, my testicals broke the other night, so I replaced them today.
Them "squirrils" are actually Hobbits! Well I never!