Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
-- Joan Rivers
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I love the cheekiness in this one.
“One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.”
― Oscar Wilde
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^ Good old Oscar! Here's another one:
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
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Don't look where you fall, but where you slipped. ~African Proverb
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
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I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell.
Harry S. Truman
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“My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce.”
― Joyce Brothers
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Anyone can carry his burden, however hard, until nightfall.
Anyone can do his work, however hard, for one day.
Anyone can live sweetly, patiently, lovingly, purely, till the sun goes down.
And this is all life really means.
~Robert Louis Stevenson
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"Kids , you tried your best and failed miserably . The lesson is , never try."
homer simpson
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