The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn.
Agatha Christie
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The statement I have just made is false.
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I've just lost the first man I've loved in quite a few years.
Didn't fuck around on him man or anything. Was just a matter of principle.
Now that I am thinking back on it, I miss him in my bed more than I care about what we argued about which seems really stupid in retrospect.
Too bad, so sad. It sucks to be me.
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I miss his scent, I miss his cum
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The people would be just as noisy if they were going to see me hanged
~ Oliver Cromwell referring to a cheering crowd 1653
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And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Spike Milligan
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War. Rape. Murder. Poverty. Famine. Equal rights for gays. Guess which one the southern baptist convention is protesting
- unknown
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Dying is easy, it's living that scares me to death.
-Annie Lennox
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“Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.”
― Winston Churchill
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