Quote of the Day

[Iceblink]

I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!

- Taffy Davenport, Female Trouble

[Lambert]

I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!

- Taffy Davenport, Female Trouble

lol that made my day

[BlueStar]

"We are all like the moon, we all have a dark side"

[Iceblink]

"Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." Woody Allen

[East]

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?
Lily Tomlin

[Bookworm]

Marriage - "Why buy a book when you can join the library."

Lily Savage

[Iceblink]

“Not being funny doesn’t make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humor does.” David Rakoff

[Bhp91126]

If you can't win by reason, try volume
Calvin & Hobbes

[East]

"Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids."

Bill Maher

[Bookworm]

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Edgar Bergen