Craziest places you have done it?!?!?!

[ceez]

One time when I was bartending and had quite a few customers this smokin hot guy walks in...the dark handsome silent (straight) type....he stands in the corner of the bar and there is a gate that goes down I used to stand between sometimes...

...he gets behind me and I feel him tugging at my shorts and I feel his hand rubbing my ass and he whispers in my ear "shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"...and I am watching the guys at the bar and a few of them were looking at me with funny looks on their faces but I understood my strangers "request" and played along...showing the customers everything was cool...

...and then he got right behind me and started whispering in my ear and then lickign it but he had positioned my ass to be slightly to the left and he had a very long and thick cock that stood straight out and he began to f*ck me nice and slow while pretending to just be hugging me and flirting with me.

I was so turned on because I loved that he knew I would do this when I didn't have a clue...I would have said NO if you asked me if I would do it or not...and he f*cked me real good while this one guy was staring me in the eyes and I was doing everything I could to not show anything on my face....what a turn on!

Pretty soon everyone was watching this guy "flirt" with me. I think some of them figured out something was happening but they weren't sure what. They were used to me flirting with guys so having someone hug me or lick my ear wasn't exactly an unusual occurrence...but getting plowed was:biggrin:

God he was hot...and soooooooooooooooooo nasty. He didn't stop there but the next part of the story isn't pertinent to this thread.

FYI....the other thread about straight guys...he was straight.

my goodness east, you should right a book:O

[Pix]

The "craziest" place I have had sex was on the beach at around 3 in the morning. None too edgy or daring I admit

I wouldn't have done it. Sand gets everywhere (unless you're on a table) and at 3 AM there are too many bugs on the beach, some that bite.

[East]

The "craziest" place I have had sex was on the beach at around 3 in the morning. None too edgy or daring I admit...but it was quite romantic nevertheless...and that's all that matters. Too bad the guy turned out to be a jerk :biggrin:

LOL...triggered another memory....except it was around 4 AM. Thank God I was drunk. The guy drove me to Santa Cruz in the middle of the night and we climbed down this really steep and rocky cliff and then went out a bit in the water and climbed on top of this rock that was in the ocean...I look at it today and I would NEVER climb that damn rock...really dangerous....scary stuff....

...so he wanted to f*ck me and I told him he was crazy because he didnt' have any lube...and so he climbed back down off the rock leaving me there and up the cliff and maybe a half hour later he arrives back...with some chapstick! Um...not gonna go there and besides it was freezing on the rock...so we climbed down and in he tiny part of the rocky beach under the cliff he bent me over and unfortunately (for me) we orgasmed at the same time and he took it as a sign that we were "meant to be together"...and that's another story. For me...a f*ck is a f*ck and I do not need to be in love (nor really want to be) so when someone changes gears on me I am not really thrilled about it because I like things to be what they are.

We did have sex maybe 10 more times in the next three days and I really tried hard not to orgasm at the same time as him but I have to admit...he was REALLY GOOD at what he did and I couldn't help myself. He is definitely in the top ten best sex guys ever.

Oh yeah...sand up your ass...REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE

[princealbertofb]

I think I'd claim the gold medal with little difficulty.

Granted (in full!) :biggrin:

[princealbertofb]

... and East, your stories are very entertaining... I really don't have you pegged as a naughty boy... lol.

[East]

... and East, your stories are very entertaining... I really don't have you pegged as a naughty boy... lol.

LOL...I am only a tiny bit naughty PA....OK...I 'm lying:biggrin: I was a slut

[princealbertofb]

I thought of calling you "that", but then, on account of our friendship, thought better of it, as it was uncharitable... A man's entitled to find himself out, right? Glad nothing bad happened to you while you were slutting it. To think that you performed oral on a guy you didn't like, just to get rid of his bad ass is admirable... (knowing how much it cost you to do it). :tongue:

[outthecloset]

my goodness east, you should right a book:O

More like make a porno... I had a chubby just reading his description

[mihai]

under the bar when we had only 2 customers on the terrace.
behind the scene of festivals
and my favourite : on the washing machine while it was on the squeeze part :X

[Person66]

When I was younger: (with protection)

In a barn in central California with a bored (but beautiful and single housewife) yes there was hay

The best was with my younger brother's smoking hot associate Judo teacher in the girls gymnastics room in an empty school in Brooklyn while everyone else was distracted by the Judo competition (which my Brother won using diuretics to lower his weight class)

I also lost my virginity in the Disneyland hotel.

Note: I am very conservative and modest when it comes to sex. Both Doors were locked