Split banjo

[jamiebfd]

Hi guys. Has anyone heard the term when a man splits his banjo?
Have any of you had it happen to you?
I'm asking because it happened to me last weekend and it still hasn't healed
Its rather painfull and I can't have sex lol. Its killing me lol

[Vigilias]

I thought this was a music question!

What can I say, time, antiseptic cream and abstinence is a great healer!

NEXT!

[pellaz]

Guess the term is commonly used
Sounds tramatic sorry

[57lambertr]

Thats why they created lube you fool!

[Puck]

Can't say I have ever heard the term before you mentioned it so I decided to Google it.

......curse my curiosity! All I can say is OUCH!

Hope you feel better soon if that's what happened to you.

[Blue]

Antibiotic cream, try not to get erections for a week or so, then still keep the healing scar moisturized with the cream for another couple of weeks. Next time use more lube and, if it's oral, no teeth there

[princealbertofb]

Thats why they created lube you fool!

A thought for all people who don't have a foreskin.... People who don't have a foreskin might need lube, but when there is a foreskin lube is maybe not so necessary. I suppose Jamie, being British, didn't think he needed lube to achieve his goal, so far. Maybe he's been too rough with himself.

[princealbertofb]

Here are some answers from a doctor to men who've had a similar problem: Do they apply to you, Jamie?

http://ehealthforum.com/health/split-ski...07982.html

http://ehealthforum.com/health/how-to-he...13266.html

[jamiebfd]

Thats why they created lube you fool!

yeah I usually do lol. Beer was involved ^.^

[jamiebfd]

Here are some answers from a doctor to men who've had a similar problem: Do they apply to you, Jamie?

http://ehealthforum.com/health/split-ski...07982.html

http://ehealthforum.com/health/how-to-he...13266.html

the first one is rather worrying. I haven't been to the doctors about it but im thinking I better go now lol
Don't want to get circumsized