01-20-2013, 06:18 AM
Being gay or straight is overrated. I am and will remain sexually confused. I lived my life with one straight guy who loved to be fucked by me better than he liked to fuck girls. I often fell in love with lesbians because they were stronger than my guy. My parents were transgendered but very humorous. They encouraged me to be confused and love everyone. At 66, I have had a lot of very weird sexual adventures. I loved to cook and serve meals on someones body. I hated to wash dishes but I loved to lick male bodies. I used to eat yogurt with my guy's erection. It was delicious, particularly during the final orgasmic contractions. We liked office fucking and travel fucking. We seldom did it in a bed. Beds are so ordinary. I think Rachel Maddow is hot. I would love to screw Zack Efrom. Any confused volunteers to service an old weird guy. I was a great marine in my day. I wobble a bit because of foot operations but everything still works. Sex at the top of the Eifel Tower was great. Sex in the tower of the Chrysler Building in NYC was fabulous. I still love bridge and mountain fucking. I like dangerous sex the best.