Not That Anyone Cares But...

[Beau]

Not that anyone cares but I need to take a shower but can't since I might miss the Fed Ex guy with a very important package.

[mbennet35]

Not that anyone cares but I need to take a shower but can't since I might miss the Fed Ex guy with a very important package.

Don't you just hate that. I always have to wait downstairs until they get here.


Not that anyone cares but once again I have a headache

[Lalo]

Not that anyone cares, but I want to hear more about the Fed Ex guy's package. LOL

[trywait]

not that anyone cares but I was lol'ing at lalo's comment above!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Not that anyone cares, but the person above me should at the very least make up something interesting about this delivery he recently received...

[Beau]

Not that anyone cares but the Fed Ex guy dropped my package off at the leasing office 15 minutes to closing. He didn't even try to deliver it to the apartment so I had to wait until this morning to retrieve it.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Not that anyone cares, but that story is way too boring. Where is the sex? The erotic tension in all of this - Boring.... The very least you could have done is made up something.

[trialbyerror]

Not that anyone cares, but that story is way too boring. Where is the sex? The erotic tension in all of this - Boring.... The very least you could have done is made up something.

Yes I agree!
You get me all hot & bothered about the Fedex delivery's package
BTW how could he leave his package in the foyer and leave without it????

There's a hole in your plot dear Lisa dear Lisa
There's a hole in your plot, a hole

Phissst! :biggrin:

[mbennet35]

One day I was waiting for a package from UPS... When the driver got to my house he was all hot and sweaty from delivering packages so I invited him inside and gave him a ice cold glass of lemonade.

After which he took off all his clothes and had his way with me...

The End.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

^^ oh please sir, may we have another?