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Not That Anyone Cares But...
Bowyn Aerrow Wrote:NTAC but I coughed this morning and I yelped from the pain... Bruised ribs are not fun.

NTACB I want to tickle you right now...hehehe...I'm THAT much of an a**hole..:biggrin:
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Oh this is sooooo rich,

In it's infinate wisdom, the USA government has put Nelson Mandella (of all people) back on their terrorist list.

Apparantly, he and other prominent persona where originally "removed" from the list for 10 years...

One such illuminati of ours, Mr. Tokio Sequalie was subsequently detained.....

This means America's O-B-one has been hob-nobbing with terrorists

ARREST HIM ARREST HIM ARREST HIM:biggrin:
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Not that anyone cares but Boween should just use some of his elvish magic to heal his ribs. Or craft yourself a Vigorous Potion of Skeletal Recuperation using some local Mirkwood herbs!
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There be a "small" problem, elves need dwarves to heal them,
And since elves and dwarves don't see "eye-to-eye" for rather obvious reasons.....

He just gotta use the medicine of the men of Gondor...

Wait it out,
Sorry
Cute-kitten-sorryBighugBighug Bow thinking of you...
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My future BF, Sheldon, is on telly Hubba-hubba-smiley

Also, there was a truck accident at the factory up the road.

Seems the driver braked for the traffic light, the cab unhooked and tilted forward, he lost control, took out a street sign, crossed diagonally across the electrical pylon servitude +- 100m on crossed the road and smashed into the mini sub station, through the wall behind and almost into the offices of the factory behind the wall

Electricity was cut.

Due to a lack of willingness by the workforce to do non-productive work such as cleaning, repairing a few window panes ETC I shut the damm factory down and cancelled the night shift for good measure.

Guess who won the Mr popular award
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I've just had a major rant in the management meeting & need time to cool off

Apart from closing the factory yesterday, I am not happy with the performance of all the senior people, including the owner/s

I've had enough. They got the sharper end of my tongue.

To be continued feedback on Thursday.....
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(Except the stick of dynamite) I've just chucked all my toys out the cot in the shop floor meeting.

Gave everybody who does not want to be part of improving things the opportunity to get up and leave

Nobody took me up, then read the riot act to the bloody lot, production manager included.

HELL I feel good!
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Not that anyone cares but I am cold - so terribly cold...
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Aaaaa sweetie, I wish I could cuddle you to get you heated up....

Jump in a hot hot bath with lots of bubbles, then straight to bed with an electric over-blanket will that help my Elvin friend?
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NTAOCHWMUSOAJD I forgot the anagram.....
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