Bathroom screams.

[Rainbowmum]

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom
A few minutes later a loud blood curdling scream is heard
coming from the bathroom.

A few minutes later there there is another scream
that echos through the bar.

People start to leave in a hurry.
The Bartender goes to investigate the screaming from the bathroom.

The bartender yells "What's all the screaming about in there? You are scaring my customers".

The drunk responds, "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."

The bartender opens the door and looks in.

You idiot! You are sitting on the mop bucket!

[monk]

Wonderful!

[Marc]

lol hahaha I needed that this morning!

[lizzielee]

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[Spades]

lol hahaha I needed that this morning!

You needed a mop bucket? :eek:

[Blue]

Love it, thanks Mum.

[princealbertofb]

Very very funny (for those (men) who aren't actually sitting on the bucket) hehehe.

[Dan1980]

Very funny mum. Thanks. mile:

[Puck]

Funny stuff Mum :biggrin:

Sad thing is, I know quite a few locals who would do just such a thing.

[Rainbowmum]

^ , I think I would pay to hear it.:biggrin: