You Did WHAT?!

[lizzielee]

The latest probe sent to Saturn has taken pictures of Obama shaving...........

I went shopping for jeans but instead I bought ________________

[Blue]

I went shopping for jeans but instead I bought Gene Schneider's urn. :O

I thought the can said chicken and dumplings but it really said ___________. What an odd diner.

[Spades]

I thought the can said chicken and dumplings but it really said goat testicles . What an odd diner.

I got dressed in the dark, instead of pants i put on _____________.

[Rainbowmum]

I got dressed in the dark, instead of pants I put on my mothers bra which was made of Satin.

Last time I went to Luna Park I got sick on the _____________ after eating cotton-candy.

[biwarlock]

last time i went to Luna Park i got sick on the trampoline after eating cotton candy.
on my last date i __________. i was so embarrassed

[monk]

On my last date the people watching were so embarrassed.

I once saw _____________ buying pantyhose in Debenhams.

[lizzielee]

I once saw Maggie Thatcher buying pantyhose in Debenhams.

I once went sky diving with ______________________ when I thought we were going clothes shopping..

[Rainbowmum]

On my last date I forgot my boyfriends name, I was so embarrassed.

I climbed the Harbor Bridge in Sydney and ___________my Tag.

[monk]

I climbed the Harbor Bridge in Sydney and dropped my Tag.

I went hill-walking and bumped into ___________

[Rainbowmum]

I went hill-walking and bumped into a sexy young man, wearing nothing but a single long rose that was clenched in his teeth.

I once went _______________________at a beach at night.