You Did WHAT?!

[monk]

I once went mental at a beach at night. :biggrin:

I once woke up and found ______________ in my bed.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

I once woke up and found Jesus in my bed.

I once swam in a pool of ____________.

[Rainbowmum]

I once swam in a pool of Champagne and strawberries.

I once climbed _________________ without any rope.

[Blue]

I once climbed a coconut tree without any rope. I didn't fall once.

I cleaned my glasses with __________ and now, everything is ___________.

[monk]

I cleaned my glasses with vaseline and now, everything is blurred.

I washed my hair with KY jelly and now it _____________.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

I washed my hair with KY jelly and now it can be shoved up me own arse neatly.

I wrote a letter to ___________ Tell thing to ___________.

[Blue]

I wrote a letter to myself, reminding me to Tell things to The Elven Zombie King.

I accidentally put _______________ in the sloppy joes and now they ____________________.

[Rainbowmum]

I accidentally put starch in the sloppy joes and now they all stand at attention.

I once cheered on a __________________at a Cricket ________.

[monk]

I once cheered on a streaker at a Cricket match.

I once ate 247 ______________ at one sitting.

[Blue]

I once ate 247 guys at one sitting. You didn't think I (monk) could look that good if I ate anything else did you? (Had to do it - sorry :tongue: )

My ex really loved ________________ so, I sent him a whole case of _______________.