Got the Hump

[Enigma]

A young man was bored with life so he joined the French Foreign Legion. He was posted to a remote desert fort 20 miles from any habitation which consisted of a dozen palm trees, a well, the Captain, 20 men and a camel. After about a fortnight he got horny so he ask a soldier what they did for sex and was told they used the camel. He was a bit surprised at this but said nothing. About a week later the whole fort was awoken at 3am by loud screechings, grunts and bellows..They all rushed out and found the new guy screwing the camel. "What the hell are you doing" cried the Captain."I am so horny I am using the camel for sex like I was told" the newbie replied. "Oh you damn fool" the Captain said "Yes we do use the camel for sex, but we get on it and ride it into town to the brothel"

[pocket_pilgrim]

ha, i knew this one, hilarious!

miss the enigmatic Enigma

[Smurlos]

Haha great!