Does any one know any good knock, knock Jokes?

[Mrmatty77]

Not sure if it counts, but...

Why did Susie fall off the swing?
She had no arms

Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Susie.

[Nick9]

LOL Can anybody explain me this game? It's point? :biggrin: simply to be silly? Or are there any particular occasions when people play it? Do you play just one round or you keep asking?

Thanks

[writerken]

You can keep it going. The idea is to make up new ones.
This is an oldie
Knock knock
Who's there
Doctor
Doctor who
That's right

[gayworld]

I haven't heard any good knock knock jokes in years. To be honest, I didn't realize that they were still around these days.


Gayworld

[cardiganwearer]

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Mafeking.

Mafeking who?

Mafeking feet are killing me.

[Roman]

Knock Knock
Whos there
Interrupting cow
Interrup-
MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[Counselor]

Knock Knock
Whos there
Interrupting cow
Interrup-
MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

My favorite "Interrupting X" variant is Giraffe. You say "Interrupting Giraffe" and then when they ask "Interrupting Giraffe who?", you look at them like this:

[Blue]

Okay, not your traditional style but it gets a reaction - best pulled on women.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Never mind who, just do me favor - look down your shirt and spell attic for me. (a titty I see)

[ChadCoxRox]

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke.

[ChadCoxRox]

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this