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Does any one know any good knock, knock Jokes?
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12-02-2012, 04:21 AM
Knock, Knock!
Who's there? Stopwatch! Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you're doing and gimme a kiss! 
 Life's too short to miss an opportunity to show your love and affection!
Counselor
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12-02-2012, 01:02 PM
Knock-knock
Who's there? Little old lady Little old lady who? I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD YODEL!
Chuck92
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12-02-2012, 11:14 PM
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There? Buster! Buster who? Buster Cherry! Is your daughter home? Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to answer the door? Knock knock! Who's there? Dwayne! Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning. Knock Knock Who's there ! Waiter ! Waiter who ? Waiter I get my hands on you! Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Dewey! Dewey who? Dewey have to use a condom? Knock Knock Who’s There? Ben Hur Ben Hur who? Ben Hur over and give it to her doggy style! Knock Knock Who’s There? Justin Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my @$$ ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Ice cream ! Ice cream who ? Ice cream if you don't let me in! Knock Knock Who's there? Alex! Alex who? Alex the questions round here! Knock Knock Who's there? Tunis! Tunis who? Tunis company, three's a crowd! Knock Knock Who's there? Iran! Iran who? Iran over here to tell you this! Knock Knock Who's there? Opportunity Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice! Knock Knock Who's there? Daisy Daisy who? Daisy me rollin, they hatin Knock Knock Who's there? Urine Urine Who? URINEsecure don't know what for Knock Knock Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris locked that’s why I am knocking! Knock Knock. Who's there? The guy who finished second. The guy who finished second who? Exactly. Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Dumbbell. Dumbbell who? Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock! Knock knock Who's there Gorilla Gorilla who Gorilla me a hamburger 
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12-02-2012, 11:21 PM
Great Knock knock jokes Badd.
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12-03-2012, 07:09 AM
knock knock
who's there banana banana who knock knock who's there banana banana who knock knock who's there banana banana who knock knock who's there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana
Lilitu
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12-15-2012, 12:39 PM
Knock Knock
Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken pie. o_O Knock knock who's there? Susan. Oh okay come in. Then they had biscuits. Knock knock. Who's there? Condoleeza Rice. No you're not. |
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