What's the best Joke Gift you've given someone for Christmas?

[TheButchQueen]

Gathering some ideas

[Pix]

Me and my cousin are always sending each other gag gifts, sorta making fun of each other for being a redneck (him because he takes such pride in it, me because he doesn't want me to forget). I think my "best" one to him was the booze belly. I think the one he sent me that made me laugh the hardest:




It also sang "Don't Worry, Be Happy." My girlfriend at the time sincerely threatened to destroy it if I didn't stop playing it. My current partner doesn't like it either...and it scares the cat.

[UrbanBookworm]

I've only done one, but it's not the greatest. My dad has been saving up to buy this BMW he wants. I got him the BMW, exact model and everything... the Hot Wheels version :p

I think the best way to do a joke gift is to make it specific to that person you're getting a gift for and what they like.

[bryandurel]

i gave my stoner ex a condom full of weed.

he's now an ex.

[Hayden]

Herpes....

[matthew91]

I bought my friend chocolate penises. He claimed it would be the only time he would ever enjoy penises.

[Hayden]

I bought my friend chocolate penises. He claimed it would be the only time he would ever enjoy penises.

Correct response = "Yeah, I understand. I have a thing for black guys too."

[megumidesu]

one of my friends bought some chocolate santas once ~
except , they were only chocolate santas on the outside wrapping . when you took the santa foil off , they were chocolate popes . hahahhh

[Corsac]

Ball scratcher, it was a secret santa at an old workplace and I got the guy who was practically scratching down there all day.

[Counselor]

I'll buy people terrible movies, like the three dollar ones at Walmart. Try to pick something you already know has a stupid plot and atrocious acting, or a gratuitous semi-celebrity.