Give Bad Advice

[partisan]

Steal them from your neighbours fence, then when the fence collapses put your flag on there lawn.

Im too hot? (No pun intended)

[trywait]

visit the ice hotel

it's my day off tomorrow

[Miles]

Insist on coming into work and working without pay - then when the day is done, quit your job.

I need to figure out how to get more [redacted] for someone who told me they wanted to get some [redacted].

[partisan]

sell your wooly butt, then send the [redacted] by carrier pigeon to me, then tell your friend to go away.

I have a graze on my thumb and i dont know what to do about it?

[Rainbowmum]

Pick up an Xbox controller and keep playing until you get a blister.

We had our first snow yesterday at the Alps and the wind is absolutely freezing.

[ChrisD]

Set up large fans outside blowing warm air in an attempt to combat the cold wind

I feel like I have constant jet lag. What should I do?

[trywait]

take some melatonin

i have free time again

[Lalo]

Bad advice- Don't waste that free time. Start studying right away on some subject related to your work!

(If I have to tell you how to spend your free time, you are in big trouble! Go out and get laid! No...seriously! Create a mini adventure for yourself, one that will bring you joy, you deserve it.)

I have a ton of things to do before my mom arrives on Tuesday.

[stpdo2]

Procrastinate until Monday night and then pull an all-nighter!

I don't want to go to work today, I'd rather stay home with my boyfriend.

[trywait]

call in sick and feign "mental health day"

my white boy needs grooming