Give Bad Advice

[Rainbowmum]

Let him get Dreadlocks.

I really am not in the mood to put summer clothes away.

[partisan]

Wear them on top of your regular clothes

I need a shave

[trywait]

visit a barber....

I need to style me hair

[partisan]

Shave it all, and just keep a long fringe

I need to get dressed

[Rainbowmum]

Join a nudest colony instead.

I have to take Jack for his 6 month checkup.

[partisan]

Take him to the local garage, they do a full m.o.t. and check mileage.

My homeworks 15 years late?

[trywait]

if it's already late, don't even turn it in.

I got a sunburn

[partisan]

Get a nice massage!

I havent slept yet and birds are tweeting.

[Beau]

Don't bother sleeping. You will just get tired again.

I was diagnosed with asthma today.

[partisan]

Get a second opinion, from a ostrich.

I want to go to a circus?