Give Bad Advice

[partisan]

^ the top half were diiirty too ^ :p

Celebrate this victory with chilli, lots & lots of chilli

My shower door is very squeeky, i swear all the neighbours know when im about to bathe (thin walls)

[Miles]

Move into my old apartment, that way it'll be even easier for them to hear you - I could hear my neighbors shower and flush the toilets :eek:

I don't like breathing anymore, it's boring.

[partisan]

Superglue a party horn (AKA zoompopper) to your lips

My light shade is crooked and it wasnt yesterday, its very sturdy and i cant reach it

[trialbyerror]

sentence your crooked light-shade to 10 years jail, then it won't matter anymore.

I have been known to melt my socks by trying to get them dry in the microwave..... Don't ask :biggrin:

[ardus]

Add some shoes so you have a complete meal.

I don't want to get up in the morning.

Richard

[trialbyerror]

Sleep standing up
You won't have to get up

I wish that sport was outlawed, it's so boring and takes up far to much telly-time

[partisan]

Granted but now you have all of south Africa's rugby teams banging down your door wanting to know why you stopped there beloved game! and NO you cant outwaddle them, its fly or Pekiiiing duck! :p

I wish you could still smoke in bars!

[trialbyerror]

I still can :flirty-thank-you-sm

but that does not mean you can

By definition then, you still can't smoke in bars! :biggrin:

I wish I could holiday in the owl house (there is famous house called the owl house in Niew Betheseda Eastern Cape, I've never been there)

Trial by error

[Miles]

Kidnap an owl for a ransom of a holiday getaway at the owl house.

The AC in my car is broken.

[Spades]

Buy a window AC


I feel the urge to travel, but no money.