Give Bad Advice

[trialbyerror]

Buy a talking doll for 9.99

I,m lazy

[partisan]

Smoke some wacky backy


Munchies -

Im not ready for the inevitable zombie apocalypse

[Rainbowmum]

Slice one open and cover yourself with it's stomach juices.

I need more coffee.

[trialbyerror]

Immigrate to Jamaica... You can leave your window open....

I need a vet's splint for my beak.... Ask Mumsy... Her fault....

[Rainbowmum]

That's what you get from sticking it where it doesn't belong.
Just duct tape it to some chopsticks.

I need to fly to Jamaica .

[trialbyerror]

Phissst! Some gratitude

Saddle a peeking duck you may get there...... Sometime..

I've got a puppy in my bed :biggrin:

[partisan]

Dance naked in it, singing "somewhere over the rainbow" as the top of your lungs.

I forgot how to sit down?

[trialbyerror]

hit "memory re-call", key selection 16......9.......9....5 :biggrin:

I took a day off life today, feel re-juvinated

Trial by error

[partisan]

Right, now go and play a poker tournament :p

My boiler system is very vocal

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Teach it to sing.

I'm tired and still have half the yard left to mow (and its hot and slightly humid too).