Give Bad Advice

[trialbyerror]

Baaa Baaaa black sheep have you any wool?
Yes Sir! Yes Sir!Three bags full!
One for the Master elf,
One for the Mumsy dame,
one for the little duck who lived down the lane....

For them whats thinks I'm bonker's and don't play by the rules,
The bad advice is for Miles to give all his wool away

I need to get up, and carpe-diem!

[Rainbowmum]

Roll over and go back to sleep,

I need more energy.

[trialbyerror]

Open a night school for 2-7 year olds

I need a Sunday afternoon kip

[partisan]

I cant take that away from a slightly mad nice old duck - granted, just this once

I feel happy (its disconcerting)

[trialbyerror]

Smoke some "happy herbs" you know, the leafy ones.....

I'm compelled to work

[Counselor]

Stare at the wall until you go blind.

I need to fart rather badly.

[Miles]

Try practicing with some burritos, you'll fart much better.

I have to find some time to see a couple of good friends of mine, it's been months since I saw either of them and I miss them

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Buy a clock - plenty of time on clocks.

My hair got tangles while I slept....

[trialbyerror]

Dip it from tip to root in molten wax

Darn! My Landrover's got a flat any idea how heavy those wheels are?

[trywait]

use a wheel barrow

I wanna play the game of life