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[trialbyerror]

Throw the dice

Ek will kaalgat deur die bosveld Pronse

(I want to "strut-prance" starkers in the bushveldt)....

Just sounds better in Afrikaans...

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Ok You are now named Dancers with Lions. Have fun.


I need to clean my own house, but am stuck playing word games on Gayspeak.


(I'm so lazy....)

[partisan]

Dont you mean "im playing word games, but im stuck, thinking about cleaning my house" yes you do!... the house isnt going anywhere, it,ll still be there tommoro, whereas i could be hit by a bus! Think about it.

Ive lost my keys, really i have

[trialbyerror]

I don't give a hoot, phone the care-bears

I've run out of snackie things for the night

[Beau]

Start eating your socks.

I need a new refridgerator.

[trialbyerror]

Yummie
Toe jam

Move to Antartica...
I'll meet up with you there on my next migration South

(South African ducks do that you know.... Migrate South for a long, long way, until they freeze up and fall to the ground)

I need to plan my next migration South already.....

[Rainbowmum]

Fly past the duck hunters instead.

I need to put the car in today for new tires.

[trywait]

buy a new car...it'll come with new tires too

my feet are aching

[partisan]

Do a marathon on your tip toes

Im going to bed

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Stuff it with socks.... First.

I have an annoying hangnail....