Give Bad Advice

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Take up demonology - it will occupy your mind, body, heart and very soul for years to come....:biggrin:

I made banana bread but now I'm not hungry, what should I do with the banana bread?

[Beau]

Feed it to the monkeys at the zoo.

I want to eat banana bread and spaghetti for dinner tonight.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Come one down, still got plenty of both left over.

My hair tangles, what should I do....

[trialbyerror]

Leave it alone
Don't even wash it
Invest in a huge pile of green herb and move to Jamaica
You'll fit right in.....

I still have an un-gifted gift of a secrete message dating back to 44 BC to gift

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Oh Jamacia....

That's actually not such a bad idea.......

Give it to the starving children in China mother's are always going on and on about to make kids eat their damned vegetables.

[trialbyerror]

No 'ow am I supposed to give you some good bad advice based on that?

Huh?
Huh?

"an you always hit me over the foreskin with wet spagettie when I get's my games wong

Sniff

Pot calling kettle black

Go stew in your own juice

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Try acid to get that stain out....

:tongue:

And that is all I will say now..... Stew in your own delicious juices duck...

[Beau]

Can't give bad advice without a problem.

I want a beer and don't have any.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Drink vanilla extract - lots of alcohol in that.

My government is shut down....

[Beau]

Move to Syria. I hear they are still open for business.

I need to go shopping for food, but don't want too.