Give Bad Advice

[trialbyerror]

Open up a can of petz-delight

I need to condition my nommer 12 plat-pot

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Soak it in hair conditioner overnight.

I read through Craigslist Relationship Ads last night and am now feeling depressed and suicidal....

[trialbyerror]

Did that, cooked up bubble and squeak

Now all I'm doin is bubblin 'an squeakin :eek: :eek:

Thank you

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Blah blah quack, quack quack blah... Did you even give any sort of advice, good, bad, indifferent.

Look I'm depressed and suicidal, I got a glimpse into the depths of desperation and the heights of depravity.

I once thought I was a pretty damn kinky person - now suddenly I see that my deepest, darkest fantasyies are pretty damn tame....

[trialbyerror]

now suddenly I see that my deepest, darkest fantasyies are pretty damn tame....

Care to share ?

Oh we want-sisss advice

Naaaaaa Suffer....

On second thoughts, yes got some
register fantasyies as American English

[Bowyn Aerrow]

^^^ coming from the person who has no grammar control, rarely spells words correctly - Really, honestly? Truly you dare to go there?

I knew ducks had corkscrew dicks - I never knew they has such large balls as well.

How do I get paid for doing the things I like to do?

[trialbyerror]

Ahh the school of life!

You do get to learn something every now and again.

Yes dear, some of us duckkies do have big balls, and I don't mind going there, truly.

It's not my spelling that's in error, it's your "American English" that leads you to believe what you believe

Oh I have to give some "bad advice"

Charge yourself by the hour.

I've been sitting up-top a 2 story erection for most of the day :eek: (fixing a crane) :tongue:

[southbiochem]

Take a break and walk straight a step or two...you totally would seeming how you like to fantasize you're a bird...:biggrin:

It's about time for me to see a shrink...ugh..

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Plenty of headshrinkers in Africa... https://www.google.com/search?q=shrunken...07&dpr=1.2

I dropped the ball this morning.....

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Pick it up, roll it in shortening then try to hold it again.

I lost my mind this evening....