Give Bad Advice

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Tell your jealous Boy Friend who will come down and shoot that philandering punk with his bow and arrows. :tongue:

I am exhausted...

[southbiochem]

go on massive shots of dopamine...same effect as "those drugs" but without taking the drugs...good luck when your body collapses of exhaustion you just never felt..

I need to up my game and be more proactive and ask this guy out my self..or at the very least not let him forget that he said he'd take me out (yes, kiss-on-the-neck guy)

[trialbyerror]

Dump him, take me instead

My bed waits....

My hand-cuffs are empty

The rod is in the salt water

The electro shock machine is plugged in


I have a 2 H drive to do to get to the farm, to perve 150 Yo naked bodies :eek:

See you Sunday evening guys

[southbiochem]

bah, tap those naked bodies and call yourself a "daddy" lover...

I will go to sleep now but I'm afraid of faaling off my bed while dreaming

[trialbyerror]

Push the side of your bed against a wall

50% of your problem gone

Sleep for half the time.

Another 50% of the problem gone

50% + 50% = 100% problem gone

Now that was stupidly simple wasn't it?:biggrin:

I need to find my water-pump pliers

[southbiochem]

go ask for your dentist for some pliers, mind you I might have lied to him about you needen some teeth removed and you don't like lidocaine :eek:

I'm hungryyyyyyy!!!

[trialbyerror]

I've got a bucket of fishing worms you can chow down on....

They're fresh

I'm going nuts planning my holiday trip.

I've even got lists of lists:frown:

[southbiochem]

Nice, I'v ealways wanted to tried fried worms..excellent source of protein

ask your boss to make you work instead..

no more worrying about holidays :biggrin:

[trialbyerror]

Lordy lordy,

If you think planning my holy-day is driving me nuts, you should see what I've cooked up at work

I wish I could give you some advice, good bad or indifferent, but I can't because you didn't ask, and it's driving me South, and by the way where the heck is Bow, he can't still be planting fence posts, perhaps he's prancing through Mirkwood again, so ther's plenty of things you can give me advice about, I told you I was sick in the head
N T A B C B
banned.... That about covers it

I think

Oh my poor aching webbed feet.... Running all the way down the runway with that pesky 747 trying to land.....

[southbiochem]

I believe a bath of trifluoroacetic acid will fix that, as you'll have no feet or nerves to feel anything with

I need to get home fast