Give Bad Advice

[Chase]

Tie a bunch of balloons to a lawn chair and propel yourself by fans.


I'm having problems coming up with the finances for a spaceship.

[partis]

Rob a bank

I have.no imigination.

[trialbyerror]

We don't need no "imagination".
We don't need no thought control.
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
Teacher leave "us" kids alone.
Hey, teacher! Leave "us" kids alone!

Me thinks that bad advice......

I've got 10 days to holy-days

[partis]

Ok duckie and no sex, no over-eating, no cursing, no un-holy thoughts for all the holy-days.

The bath water is cold

[trialbyerror]

Thanks for ziltch!

Just for that

First get into frozen carbon dioxide
Your bath water will feel positivly hot

BTW, unless i can find a fisher-man-boy at the dam,.... ...sex is definatly not likely, see post in N T A B C

[southbiochem]

......if your "instrument" is long and flexible enough...why don't you litterally f*** yourself? :eek:

I need my boss to stop depending on me so much for carrying on with the responsibilities of f**ers that drop them and don't bother to show up

[partis]

Mess up whatever it is your doing when that happens... make shit go boom!.... that should give your boss the hint...

My sink/basin is filling up with water when the washing machine is turned on

[trialbyerror]

Drink what comes up in the basin

I need a place to store my old 10Kg propane gas bottle that I've just had filled, since I've put a brand new smaller gas bottle where my old gas bottle normally goes, so that it is easier to operate the jockey wheel on my new camper trailer.

Bearing in mind it is better to "tow" weight than to carry it, I would rather put it in or on the camping trailer somewhere than in or on the Landrover, but the trailer has no more space.

This is going to bother me the entire day

It is of faaaar greater importance than Mandela doing another "long walk to freedom"

BTW because he trotted off, I'm hoping we get another pubic <public> holiday, then I can use my camping trailer more often

[Ekwarph]

Drink what comes up in the basin

I need a place to store my old 10Kg propane gas bottle that I've just had filled, since I've put a brand new smaller gas bottle where my old gas bottle normally goes, so that it is easier to operate the jockey wheel on my new camper trailer.

Bearing in mind it is better to "tow" weight than to carry it, I would rather put it in or on the camping trailer somewhere than in or on the Landrover, but the trailer has no more space.

This is going to bother me the entire day

It is of faaaar greater importance than Mandela doing another "long walk to freedom"

BTW because he trotted off, I'm hoping we get another pubic <public> holiday, then I can use my camping trailer more often

Put it into Mandela's grave.

Can't wake up this morning.

[trialbyerror]

Put it into Mandela's grave.

Can't wake up this morning.

That would indeed prove to be explosive....

Get buried... No need to wake up

Still bothered about my gas bottle...