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[Freak]

Come and get mine. If you can

I want to seduce my english professor cause he's so cute (although he might be at least 20 years older than me lol..) What should I do..? :S

[CellarDweller]

I want to seduce my english professor cause he's so cute (although he might be at least 20 years older than me lol..) What should I do..? :S

go to class naked, you'll get his attention quickly.


should I go to work on a day off?

[LeafBlade]

you should go to work on your day off in a halloween costume since it's kind of your day ofF?

Should I upload a pic of myself on this site?

[Wade]

Should I upload a pic of myself on this site?

Of course not, you silly goose. You should upload a pic of an apple with a hat... and then grow wings and hug a lizard.

Should I go for a run or give myself a birthday gift and say "fuck my health?"

[CellarDweller]

you could go run to pick up a birthday gift.

I want more eye candy at my office.

[trialbyerror]

Tile all the walls with mirrors........:eek:

I need to get quacking

[Ammon]

Start jerking it..

I want my 50 post already!

[trialbyerror]

Self delete.... Start again

Got Quacking want to stop quacking

[CellarDweller]

put a muzzle on it!

want to win the lottery

[Ammon]

Play bingo

I want to be a world leader