Give Bad Advice

[CellarDweller]

Get yourself a handbasket and see who follows!



I want more money.

[Ammon]

Empty your creditcard to charities and start selling limonades..

I want to own a yacht

[CellarDweller]

become Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire, he owns a mansion and a yacht.

I want a partner

[Ammon]

Lol! Good one..

Go to the nearest gay cruising park..

I want to go to bed.

[CellarDweller]

then go to bed, but don't go to sleep! Stay awake all night.

I want to watch Charmed

[Ammon]

Put on your tv, insert dvd of charmed and start playing Xbox

I need a full time job

[CellarDweller]

OH, that's easy! Find an empty street corner!



I need to turn off the computer and get to work.

[Sharkspeare]

Take the computer into the shower with you. Both of you will be spanking clean!

I need to go back to New York.

[Wade]

Well that's simple. Just sprinkle yourself down with some fairy dust, make a wish, and then flap your arms until you're in New York. Should only take like.... two hours.

I can't decide what book to read now.

[meninlove]

Your cellphone or ipad etc disinfects perfectly when immersed in rapidly boiling water for 7 minutes.