Give Bad Advice

[Bhp91126]

Those pesky traffic lights? They're only a conspiracy by the government to make sure you're late to work. Run that bad boy and let those OTHER people yield.

Hey, no dissing my method of making my life interesting and adventurous!

[Gideon]

*Snickers*

Hey you know how those pots of boiling water seem to have absolutely -no- scent? You're just not close enough...stick your face right on in there and take a deep breath.

[Bhp91126]

That big jerk that's been harassing you, he's just waiting for you to finally come on to him. He's just flirting but too shy to make the first move.

[Gideon]

Hit first, ask questions later

[Bhp91126]

Hit first, ask questions later

Shoot first, you win

[BlueStar]

You should have no respect for your enemy.

[Bhp91126]

It's absolutely ok to go to porn sites while at work to do research

[Yume]

You should always carry a metal bat with you, so you can brutally beat to death anyone whom you feel is annoying, should not have any authority over you, etc and then sever a body part of theirs and add it to your collection. :3

[BlueStar]

Lock the car and leave the keys inside.

You should always carry a metal bat with you, so you can brutally beat to death anyone whom you feel is annoying, should not have any authority over you, etc and then sever a body part of theirs and add it to your collection. :3

You're so aggressive!! :eek:

[Gideon]

If at first you don't succeed...fuck it, just give up and go do something else