Give Bad Advice

[Bhp91126]

If god wanted you to have a boyfriend, he would give you one!

[CellarDweller]

When you go shopping somewhere, wear a large coat with a lot of pockets. Try to see how much you can sneak out of the store!

[Yume]

You should always talk loud and obnoxiously while people are eating so that you can spit onto their food as you talk :3

[BlueStar]

Make sounds with your mouth while eating (it annoys me like hell :tongue

[Gideon]

If you get a cut, go out and roll around in the dirt

[Bhp91126]

If you get a cut while cooking dinner, don't worry about. The resulting iron taste is delicious

(Having maimed myself yesterday with a zester I feel like such a klutz, but no blood was added to the meal.)

[CellarDweller]

While having a dinner party, if you sneeze on the food you are preparing, and no one sees, just serve it anyway.

[SHOman93]

If your car blows a tire, just keep driving.

[CellarDweller]

If you get an email from an unknown person, and it has attachments, just open them up, they may lead to some great porn!

[BlueStar]

If you get an email claiming you've won a million dollars, just follow as mentioned to earn your fortune.