Give Bad Advice

[BlueStar]

have a baby in the house? Make a lot of noise....babies sleep through anything.

Actually, I have no idea how the hell my little nephew does sleep no matter the noise.

Bad advice: bored? Just show off your ass to the passing cars, accidents and jail are fun.

[East]

For your next relationship...become pen pals with a convict. He probably isn't guilty...just ask him.

[CellarDweller]

eating expired food can be fun.

[BlueStar]

Don't flush toilets, next one who enters would love the smell.

[xfrostx]

Don't eat because eventually you'll get hungry again

[Rareboy]

Try to sit next to the coughing baby in the lab waiting room.

[BlueStar]

And in the waiting room, read a book of jokes, laugh loudly while everybody else is quiet.

[CellarDweller]

going somewhere that you'll be standing in line for a while?

eat beans.

[Rareboy]

Have that third helping of roasted garlic on toast just before you go into that meeting with your client.

[CellarDweller]

Ohh, buy a glass dildo or butt plug! They're great, and indestructable.