Give Bad Advice

[CellarDweller]

want some attention? go to an elementary school with a machete.

[Rareboy]

You know that thing about not putting beans up your nose?

You should do it.

[CellarDweller]

next time you're in a crowd, just start grabbing random butts. It'll be fun!

[MakeDigitalLove]

I use to live in Pocono PA.

What I learned is that if you saw a Bear eating out of the dumpster is that you should let said Bear know that the food in that dumpster is probably bad for it.

[Rareboy]

If you see a skunk.....just talk like Pepe le Pew and say 'Here Kitty, Kitty' as you walk toward it in order to pick it up.

[palbert]

Make sure your Beaujolais has aged sufficiently

[MakeDigitalLove]

If you ever super glue your fingers together, DON'T put them in a wood chipper... until you wash your hands of course, don't want an infection.

[trywait]

when did the bad advice thread change?

june 7....

I have no milk for my cereal

[ShiftyNJ]

It's supposed to rain today, so why not rock that neon-pink thong under your white cotton pants?

[CellarDweller]

have a baby in the house? Make a lot of noise....babies sleep through anything.