Give Bad Advice

[Beau]

Sit on some ice.

I don't like Batman and Robin the movie.

[Miles]

Get someone to tie you up and force you to watch it on repeat for a week. You'll learn to love it.

I need to make a quick trip to the future.

[Beau]

Congratulations, you made it!

I want to change some things in my past.

[Miles]

Pretend they happened differently.

I need to win all the games.

[Beau]

Never!

I plan to win all games.

[Miles]

Easy, just turn off your computer and cancel your internet service.

My back hurts.

[Beau]

Use a hammer and massage it.

What's that smell?

[Miles]

The smell of victory. :biggrin:

I used the wrong side of the hammer.

[Beau]

Get another hammer.

My hands are starting to cramp up from all the typing.

[Miles]

Here, take my hammer.

My eyelids are starting to get heavy...