Give Bad Advice

[Beau]

Take a nap. I will watch over things here.

I need to get up early tomorrow.

[Buffylo]

Have another pot of coffee.


I need to sleep in.

[Beau]

Then stay up all night.

I need to pee.

[Buffylo]

Drink to dilute the urge.


Its cold.

[Miles]

Stay in the freezer till you get freezer burn.

One of the lenses in my glasses keeps popping slightly out of alignment.

[Buffylo]

Torque It down good and call me when it cracks.


My eyes burn.

[Miles]

A drop of lemon juice in each.

I need to sleep.

[Buffylo]

Cuddle a porcupine



Miles needs halp sleeping

[Miles]

Play criminally loud music outside his window.

These porcupine quills hurt like a sumbitch.

[Buffylo]

Soothe the wounds with whale semen.


My phone doesnt know semen is a word