Give Bad Advice

[trywait]

u have the same hours as Helen keller and beyonce...deal with it

I cant shave because pimples are breaking out! seriously like....Im not even a teenager anymore!

[Cridders88]

Shave anyway. Shave all the hair on your body, including your head.

Someone is drilling the road outside my flat and it's a bloody annoying noise.

[Insertnamehere]

take the drill and drill their head, I'm sure no one will mind

I need to let it go but it has proven hard to.

[trywait]

change your surroundings

I don't wanna grow up.

[Insertnamehere]

grow to the sides instead

I usually have my emotions under control, except anger which can get out of hand

[trywait]

hug a care bear.

my bedtime is no longer consistent

[Cridders88]

Get a cocaine habit, that'll help!

I feel exhausted almost all of the time.

[Insertnamehere]

party hard, you're still young

I really really really need to actually hear the alarm tomorrow

[trywait]

drink 1000 cups of coffee instead.

I might have a rash under my armpit

[Cridders88]

Rub it with coarse salt.

I don't think I can be arsed with today.