Give Bad Advice

[trywait]

get a dildo instead

I ran out of hair gel

[Cridders88]

Shave all of your hair off (that seems to be my answer for everything lol)

I don't know where I am going in life

[trywait]

take the stairway to heaven

im sleepy

[Scootaloo]

drink a case of red bull and go to a club

I need to shave

[Cridders88]

Use a palette knife.

I'm hungry.

[Scootaloo]

run naked through a car wash


My dog needs a bath

[Scootaloo]

pour it down your pants

I hate laundry day

[Cridders88]

Spend the remainder of your life in a basement.

The bathroom light is blown so until we get a new bulb (it's a specialist bulb), me and my flatmate will be pissing in the dark.

[trywait]

use a fleshlight!

I just ate too much

[Insertnamehere]

2 fingers will do the trick

Not in the mood to be patient with slow people