Give Bad Advice

[CaptainAwesome]

Destroy it and buy a new one.

My lamp isn't working

[Insertnamehere]

start a fire and enjoy the light

I don't want nightmares when I sleep

[CaptainAwesome]

Watch a horror film every night

I need a new pair of shoes.

[trywait]

cut out the insoles from your current pair of shoes

I wish I could earn more time off

[Cridders88]

Take all the time off you want, I am sure there will be no consequence

The bathroom needs cleaning but I feel lazy.

[Insertnamehere]

Just open and bottle of bleach and randomly throw it around the bathroom


Ok, I really really need to get this recombinant protein production paper read!

[trywait]

get the audible version.

I haven't had sex in a while

[Cridders88]

Go out on the street and demand sex.

The bathroom still isn't done.

[trywait]

use kaboom and pray on everything

I wanna see a movie again

[Insertnamehere]

Let me help you



I wanna be singing in the rain