Give Bad Advice

[thawoods]

go get a knife

it's very sunny.....

[Cobalt]

Gouge your eyes out so you'll never have to see the sun again.

I'd like to set something on fire...

[thawoods]

get a wet match

Alice in Wonderland is on TV again, ughh

[Cobalt]

Adopt a daughter, name her Alice. Post a sign saying "Wonderland" on her bedroom door.

I'd like to live in an igloo.

[Scootaloo]

buy a plot of land in Florida

I can't stand my neighbor

[thawoods]

Adopt a daughter, name her Alice. Post a sign saying "Wonderland" on her bedroom door.

I'd like to live in an igloo.

lmao

sit on him/her

I think it's gonna rain.....

[trywait]

don't forget the lightning pole!

I need to be asleep

[thawoods]

drink some coffee

my cat won't eat

[Cridders88]

I don't want to offer bad advice for this!! Hope he/she starts eating again and it's nothing serious.

I feel like doing some writing again, but I have never managed to finish anything I've started.

[thawoods]

let someone else do it for you

i wanna punch our ISP in the face