Give Bad Advice

[Scootaloo]

switch to dial up

i don't know what to wear tomorrow

[Cobalt]

Wear nothing and then tear all of your skin off in public

I want cupcakes...

[Insertnamehere]

make them yourself, don't forget the poison filling

I need to go to bed, but chatroom is way too funny now

[Cobalt]

Set fire to your computer so you're forced to stop.

I want to bake a cake

[thawoods]

use soil instead of flour

too much of my mom's plants in our yard

[trywait]

use a lawnmower

im finally sleepy

[thawoods]

sleep on ice

stop me

[Cridders88]

Keep going!

I can't wait till my next day off.

[thawoods]

turn on the sun

people are so loud nowadays

[Cridders88]

Move to the north pole.

I'm bored at work.