Give Bad Advice

[Beau]

Watch some politics on TV.

I need to get new contacts but my insurance card hasn't arrived yet.

[stpdo2]

ask for them on layaway

my contacts are irritating my tired eyes

[Beau]

Pour some baking powder on them.

Where is my other sock?

[Miles]

Have you checked in the sock you already have?

My brain likes to make fun of me.

[Beau]

Get a brainectomy.

I still can't find that sock.

[Miles]

Go on a walkabout to find your Spirit Sock.

I need a way to deal with stress.

[Beau]

If you want to wear a stress that's okay with me. There are other cross dressers here.

I really need to dust.

[stpdo2]

borrow a shaggy dog and get a can of endust to spray on it then hide treats all around the house

I need to teach my kids to clean up their toys more reliably

[Rawr]

Throw lemons at them.

I need to go to get a better sleeping schedule

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Turn the TV up louder, loud noises helps one to sleep.

I have no problems at this time... what should I do?