Give Bad Advice

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Walk over hot coals.


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I did it, how do I get rid of the body?

[Blue]

Take it to Mike's Diesel Service, tell them it's swinging beef - they will put it on a truck headed to the slaughter house.

I slipped in the loft and have a huge bruise on my hip now - what should I do?

[stpdo2]

hit the other hip with a hammer so you'll be balanced

My fireplace is broken

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Duct tape repairs everything, in this case paint gasoline over it to make certain the fireplace works.

I lost my cause, what should I do?

[Beau]

Join the other side.

My cats are playing rough.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Get a couple of rottweilers.....

My toes are cramping, what should I do?

[megumidesu]

cut them off . it's the only way they'll learn ~


i need a cigarette but it's too cold to go outside

[Rainbowmum]

Pour a packet of tobacco in the fire place and inhale deeply.

I need to bring a snow storm over here , what dance do I do?

[megumidesu]

this one :





i don't have a fireplace so i can't follow rainbowmum's previous advice 0__O

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Eat it, just eat it....

My man is working right now and I'm bored, what shall I do?