Give Bad Advice

[Insertnamehere]

Stab yourself a few times to deflate

I can't deal with xmas

[thawoods]

be santa claus for the rest of the season

i can feel my eye-sight weakening.

[AlfredM]

Eat more carrots. (That's a bad advice cause it's a myth that carrots improve your eye sight)

My father is driving like 10km/h below the speed limit and it's irritating me.

[Insertnamehere]

kick him out of the car in motion and drive yourself

I'm not enough for a lot of people oh well

[thawoods]

learn the secret art of kage-bunshin and multiply yourself

i'm too lazy to do something important.

[AlfredM]

Then do something unimportant.

I'm contemplating between having lunch or going to swim first.

[trywait]

swim with the sharks first. that way, you're their lunch.

I need to be asleep

[Insertnamehere]

Run really fast towards a concrete wall and then you'll be asleep in no time.

Sometimes I'm sucha fucking bastard

[AlfredM]

Fuck another bastard.

Tomorrow is the last day of my trip, but I really like it here.

[Insertnamehere]

drop your duties and stay there, it's not like you need money and stuff

I'm hot and bothered